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Picture Gags
A cheeky moment
Tuesday September 14 2004
Former Northampton Saints lock Mark Connors and Bath prop Matt Stevens are up to something peculiar - but what? Send your captions, titles and quotes to and we'll publish the best entries, with a free Planet Rugby t-shirt - and heaps of respect - going out to the funniest punter.
Matt Stevens: "Ere, Mark! What do you reckon this red rash is then?"
- Henry Dyer, Ludlow
Saint that he was, Connors couldn't resist taking a look at the Bath prop's plumber's crack.
- Mike C, South Africa
Connors: "No, I'm not putting my hand down there again! Whatever it is that ran up your shorts just ripped the fingers off my gloves."
- Ian McFarlane-Toms
Bath Prop Matt Stevens shoots through a gap while Saints lock Mark Connors eyes a gap of his own.
- Grant Kealey, Canada
The search for England's season continues.
- Howard Peterson, London
Like all good defenders, Connors waited patiently for the ball to pop out.
- Jason Astill, Sydney, Australia
The South African-born prop's message disappointed the onlooking Springbok scouts.
- Pieter Jacobs, Jo'burg, South Africa
"How about a snog, Sheila?" said Connors, as the West Country cider took a grip.
- Andy Lewis, Devon
But the winner is...
Connors contemplates performing a John Hopoate special.
- Danny Hughes, Cardiff, Wales
If you don't get it, run a internet search on 'John Hopoate' - but finish your lunch first...
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