You what, Woody?

Former England coach Sir Clive Woodward is never short of a choice word or two, but what was the be-knighted one trying to tell the watching world here?

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"It's official - I have exactly this much dignity left."
- Bill West, Cambridge

"Not only are they strange characters, I hear that most club coaches are only about this big in the tackle department."
- Emma Jacobs, London

"Okay, who put this cyanide pill in my water?"
- Joe Cox, Auckland, New Zealand

"Just give me this much of a chance and I'll make Serbia & Montenegro World Cup winners."
- Bob, Sydney, Australia

"I have this much passion for the Lions, they are forcing me to do this."
- Vartoughi, Armenia

Im quitting because we have this much chance of winning the World Cup in 2007.
- Will Chaytor

"When I threw my last toy out of my pram I was this close to hitting the RFU Chairman."
- Ted Wood, Watford  

"The ARU and I are this close to a decision, and I will be taking over from Eddie Jones next Tuesday."
- Andy Small, Hong Kong

"I'm this close to suing Planet Rugby for defamation of character."
-Sir Clive Woodward, Southampton